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Normally the opening of a humane society shelter isn't our beat here at Xtra, but this particular $12-million Ottawa shelter was graced by a number of VIPs at its opening: Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his wife, Laureen, Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson, and noted pussy lover Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird.

I know, you're surprised to hear that the same John Baird who has a Facebook group dedicated to twinks posting the lame pickup lines he's used on them at Woody's is a "noted pussy lover," but you're forgetting that the biggest international incident Mr Baird ever got caught up in was all about pussy. In fact, he's surprisingly found himself receiving much more media scorn for the love of his pussy than for any other animal he can be said to love, be it cocks, chickens, bears, otters or any other animal that's become a gay signifier.

Anyway, there was Minister Baird seemingly choking a kitten to shore up his credentials as the nation's foremost lover of pussy, with the possible exception of Laureen Harper.

Because the Harpers have eight cats! Get your minds out of the gutter! We're not implying anything

 

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The gay-baiting of John Baird
The gay-baiting of John Baird is mean and unprincipled. If he doesn't want to come out, that's a private decision, and it's not up to anyone else to try to force him out. He hasn't done anything to hurt the gay community and in fact voted for same-sex marriage twice. Leave him alone.
I'm shocked, Baird always
I'm shocked, Baird always looked to me like one of those self-interested, greedy, tubby bottoms, who by 40 become increasingly desperate and aggressive to have their tired ole hole plugged and who by 50 are faced with...well themselves, alone, fat, and hideous. At least that's what comes to mind every time I see him. Who knows, maybe he's a top? Ick, now that's an even more disturbing thought. Roy Cohn indeed.
Multiple cat slavery. And has
Multiple cat slavery. And has anyone noticed that felines are always tops...???
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