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Don't trust Joe Simpson's alleged boy-toy (or his tan)

Don't trust Joe Simpson's alleged boy-toy (or his tan)

I'm doing a slow clap and bowing my head in admiration to Joe Simpson's alleged 21-year-old boy-toy twink Bryce Chandler Hill. You just gotta give it to a fame whore when he gets the attention he's in such dire need of. Especially when he has enough sense to pretend he doesn't want it. 

In case you aren't on the up, The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's father, Joe Simpson, is gay and getting it on with Bryce, which is the reason for his divorce from his wife, Tina Simpson. Bryce has taken to Twitter to insist, "Yes I've read the story....it's simply NOT TRUE."

When one of his followers tweeted him some sympathy for all the pesky rumours (the worst thing to ever happen to a wannabe model/actor), Bryce tweeted back, "that's sweet. Thanks. It's crazy to have to deal w/ a complete fabrication."

Translation: "Joe's dick money is sweet. Thank god for it! I'm loving every minute of this complete truth."

I'm just not buying it. You can trust a gold-digging queen as much as you can trust the authenticity of his tan. Besides, the Enquirer source says:

"Bryce claims he’s been dating Joe for roughly a year and absolutely loves to boast about it because he loves being the center of attention. He’s also been quick to tell anyone that will listen that he’s using Joe to climb the showbiz ladder. Bryce is desperate to become famous, he’s done lots of modeling shoots and wants to become an actor. When he met Joe, he knew what a good job he had done in managing Jessica and Ashlee’s careers and wanted a piece of the pie himself. But the sad thing is, he mocks and laughs at Joe behind his back. He doesn’t care for him in the same way Joe does about him." 

If that doesn't sound like a description of someone trashy enough to date Joe Simpson, I don't know what does. 

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